The Man Who Wrote 10,000 Grooks - by Angus W. Stocking, L.S.

 

 

A better version of this piece is now kept on my blog at An Appreciation of Piet Hein: The Man Who Wrote 10,000 Grooks.

If you like this essay, you'll like my other work at Belief Systems & Other BS.

   In a sort of reverse internal earthquake that happened to me recently, I realized that the Soma Cube, a childhood obsession that I have passed on to my children, the board game Hex, a mid-life obsession that I am passing on to my children, and Grooks, brilliant little poems that I should really get my kids interested in, were all the product of one man, a Danish polymath named Piet Hein (1905-1996). In the depth and breadth of his thinking only his fellow renaissance men Leonardo da Vinci and Buckminster Fuller compare – but they get far better press. Compare Google searches: Leo turns up 11,000 pages, Bucky is close with 9,500 pages, but Piet (pronounced ‘Pete’) only rates 2,000 pages. There are no biographies, few magazine articles, and only perfunctory mentions in encyclopedias. He is the greatest mind you never heard of. Why?

   He chose his native language unwisely. Danish, a linguistic jail for a poet-philosopher, has only 5 million or so speakers. Revered in Denmark, Hein only flirted with renown elsewhere.

   His closest approach came in 1964 when he invented the super-ellipse in response to the problem of Sergel’s Square in Stockholm. A traffic loop was needed in the roughly rectangular city center. A circle would not work, an ellipse wasted space in the corners, a rectangle would not allow fast traffic flow – what to do? Hein described his thinking about the problem in an essay that perfectly captures his blend of philosophy and science:

 

“Man is the animal that draws lines which he himself then stumbles over. In the whole pattern of civilization there have been two tendencies, one toward straight lines and rectangular patterns and one toward circular lines. There are reasons, mechanical and psychological, for both tendencies. Things made with straight lines fit well together and save space. And we can move easily – physically or mentally – around things made with round lines. But we are in a straitjacket, having to accept one or the other, when often some intermediate form would be better. To draw something freehand – such as the patchwork traffic circle they tried in Stockholm – will not do. It isn’t fixed, isn’t definite like a circle or square. You don’t know what it is. It isn’t esthetically satisfying. The super-ellipse solved the problem. It is neither round nor rectangular, but in between. Yet it is fixed, it is definite – it has a unity.”

 

   Put simply, Piet Hein took nothing for granted, not even rectangles. The super-ellipse went on to a career in furniture and industrial design, and currently stars as the body of  Big Mike , the Viridian mascot.

   The Soma Cube and Hex were both billed as children’s games, though they are really – or are also – sophisticated expressions of topological beauty. Of the Cube, Hein wrote, “It is a beautiful freak of nature that the seven simplest irregular combinations of cubes can form a cube again. Variety growing out of unity returns to unity. It is the world’s smallest philosophical system.”

   Hex has the interesting distinction of having been invented by two different distinguished mathematicians. Hein was first, in 1942, and John Nash independently ‘re-invented’ it in 1948 while at Princeton. Not just a game, but the progenitor of a new class of games – “connector games” – Hex has several interesting properties. Games cannot be drawn, and though it has been shown that there is a winning strategy, no one knows what it is. In other words, it is also a philosophical system.

   And then there are the grooks, all 10,000 of them. They contain his whole philosophy, in manageable chunks. They have been compared to Biblical proverbs, or the writings of Goethe.

   Hein hoped that the grooks would be his legacy. He learned several other languages in order to translate them himself. Whether you realize it or not, you’ve heard, or even recited one.

 

Problems

Problems worthy of attack,

prove their worth by hitting back.”

 

A Maxim for Vikings

Here is a fact

that should help you fight a bit longer:

Things that don’t actually kill you outright

make you stronger.

 

The Road to Wisdom

The road to wisdom?-

Well, it’s plain and simple to express:

Err

and err

and err again

but less

and less

and less.

 

   Grooks were Hein’s response to Germany’s occupation of Denmark, published as a way of encouraging his countrymen. ‘Grook’ is a meaningless word, pulled out of thin air; when they came to number in the 1,000s, Hein said that he should have named them more carefully.

   Hein is overdue for his fifteen minutes and it will be a fine thing if he gets them. If it happens, it won’t be for his games, science, or the Grooks; it will be for the philosophy underlying all of his work. In the ‘40s, he began to write of the two cultures, “cultism” and “technocy”, “The first term having not-unintended echoes of ‘occultism’ and the second having certain qualities in common with ‘idiocy’”. So in the 40s he began to describe the great divide of our day; the divide, not between the ‘haves’ and the ‘have nots’, but between the ‘knows’ and the ‘know nots’. His solution was art:

 

“After all, what is art? Art is the creative process and it goes through all fields. Einstein’s theory of relativity – now that is a work of art! Einstein was more of an artist in physics than on his violin.

   Art is this: art is the solution of a problem which cannot be expressed explicitly until it is solved.”

 

   Sadly, Piet Hein is out of print in English. Sadly, because his ideas are needed now. It is easy to say that art is the solution to the world’s problems, more difficult to live it. Hein lived it. “The man who is only a poet,” or only a scientist, he would have added, “is not even that.”

A better version of this piece is now kept on my blog at An Appreciation of Piet Hein: The Man Who Wrote 10,000 Grooks.

If you like this essay, you'll like my other work at Belief Systems & Other BS.